Post by esso. {he's just another name} on Oct 16, 2009 14:29:26 GMT -5
*This is a helpful tool, children. The only time we say these words is to make an inside joke. Now you get to be inside the joke as well! PUZZaH!
Antagonist Man - a very ugly antagonist from one of Esso's stories. How beautimous.
Bacon-Shaped Tinfoil - a weapon designed especially for Spaz.
Band of Whatevers - term used to describe the Lords; created by Food and Esso. It died off soon enough, however.
"Be my friend" - A quote by Finnick that Melon made up. Has... connectiony/eatingy meanings.
Bomb - a demoted Outer Lord. Also known as Bomblord or David.
Broken/Broke/Break - unwanted connection by force
Bubbles - Esso's demonic pet piranha
Bubbleflock - term used to describe the outspread of Maximum Ride fever in class 8C {2008-2009}
Ceiling Tiles - a magical world the Lords can escape to during the school day. Located above the ceiling tiles of the school.
Choklit - the Lords' nickname for Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender. Esso's person.
Cinna - Melon's person, from "The Hunger Games". Also the new face of Captian Crunch.
Cinnapie - A supposedly delicious pastry from Cinna's Pie Co., Cinna's brand of pastry products.
Cinnacrunch - Cinna's brand of breakfast cereal.
Cloudtail - 1. a clueless cat; 2. a clueless kid named Gabe.
Clump Dancing - a dance craze created by Food and Esso
Coffee - Edwin-incarnate kitty from WCARPG. Enjoys breaking.
Connection - ....... ummm.... *tries to think of a euphemism* home base? if you don't know what that is... then good for you.
Demon Alliance - a rally of evils against the Lords, led by Ed, a demonic waterbottle. Consists of Ed, Demon General, Demon Leprechaun, Dictator, and Medusa.
Demon General - The OM teacher at the Lords' school. Commands an army of demonis My Little Ponies. Under the control of Ed.
Demon Leprechaun - Spaz's little brother, member of the Demon Alliance.
Dictator - The fashion police at the Lords' school. Member of the Demon Alliance.
Dragon - an Outer Lord. Also known as Dragonlod, Caralord, Carrotlord, and Caroline.
Driver's Ed Man - Melon and Esso's Driver's Ed teacher
Eat - to kiss. a step up from 'fwah'; first base
Ed - Esso's demonic waterbottle; leader of the Demon Alliance.
Emo Song - a song Melon wrote and sang in front of numerous parents and innoncent children at carpool before Esso pointed out that they had their windows rolled down.
Esso - alternate, newer spelling of S.O. Much easier to type.
Evil Alliance - alliance between Stalkerman and Government Man. Against the Lords and the Demon Alliance. Captured Ninja Lady once.
Faceless Army/Clone Army - an army controlled by Esso from one of Food's dreams
Faction - a massive army made up of a Lords' followers. Only Inner Lords have these
Finicky - Like Finnick, from "The Hunger Games". Enjoys eating and partying. Demented, perverted
Fluffballs - Spawn; offspring
Food - An Inner Lord. Ruler of North America. Also known as Foodlord or Foodykins.
Forty-two - the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Friend - erm. Just think about it. and see "Be my Friend," connection and eat.
Frog - An Outer Lord. Also known as Froglord. Has his own harem, which consists of older girls. Any of you care to join?
Fwack - to hit
Fwah - to kiss
Fwaco - God only knows
Giant Teddy Bear - Everything's his fault.
Government Man/Mr. F. - A logic/physics teacher at the Lords' school who is secretly an alien spy. Obsesses over the government often; sneaks out to the Mothership daily to converse with his alien associates, which explains his absence during lunch period. Member of the Evil Alliance.
Happy - an Outer Lord. Also known as Happylord.
Happy Friend - The principal of the whole middle grade at the Lords' school. Suffers from small man's disease. Lives in Happy Town and takes no part in either the Demon or Evil Alliance.
Happy Fox - a beaded fox made by Food.
Happy Room of Death - a doorless, windowless room floating out in the universe somewhere. Consists of one bed, on table, two chairs, two people of opposite genders that usually hate each other, and, over time, many connections.
Harold - Stalkerman's deceased fish
Hepatitis - one of Food's pencils
Hige - a character from Wolf's Rain; Melon's person
Hot Choklit - another name for Choklit
Hot Glue Gun - a weapon designed especially for Food
Iggy - character from Maximum Ride; Esso's person
Inner Lord - a Lord with a Faction and territory. The Inner Lords are Esso, Food, Melon, and Spaz
Japanese Food - 1. A combination of Food and Ninja; 2. Fluffballs of Food and Ninja.
Juncture/Junction - connection/party
Medusa - an evil teacher at the Lord's school that thankfully was fired after one year. Member of the Demon Alliance.
Melon - an Inner Lord. Ruler of Asia and Antarctica. Also known as Melonlord.
Mousefur - grumpy, unappeasable history teacher at the Lords' school, although amusing when making fun of Cloudtail.
Neanderthal - a type of male, usually deemed brainless or as having an underdeveloped brain
Ninja - Food's person that actually exists in real life
Ninja Lady - An English teacher at the Lord's school that opposes the Demon/Evil Alliance
Outer Lord - a Lord with no Faction or territory
Palm tree - .... read Song of Songs/ Song of Solomon Chapter 7 verses 7 and 8
Pancreas - another of Food's pencils
Parody - a story that makes fun of/is a sarcastic take on a book series. Only done to books Esso hates or loves.
Party - connection.
Person - someone in whom you express a romantic interest {ie. boyfriend/girlfriend, obsessive crush}
Plastic Trumpet - a weapon designed especially for Esso.
Portal to the Ceiling Tiles/Portal to Life - the only way to get into the ceiling tiles, a gaping hole in the stairwell ceiling at the Lord's school.
Raspberries - what love tastes like
Remote {Control} - a weapon designed especially for Melon.
Roadkill - mucho annoying middle schooler
Scottish Man - A rather strange Bible teacher at the Lord's school
SBP Dance/Step-Bang Dance - the "Step-Bang-Pole" Dance {"SBP" sounds less awkward}, the dance craze before Clump Dancing, started by the Lords
Short Hair Fang - as opposed to Samuri Hair Fang; a Maximum Ride character; Melon's person
S.O. - an Inner Lord; ruler of South America and Europe. Also known as Supreme Overlord and Esso
Spaz - an Inner Lord; ruler of Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, and Australia. Also known as Spazlord, Spaztic Lord, or Spazzykins
Sokka - an ATLA character; technically Spaz's person
Spleen - Food's pen
Stalkerman - A nice, but sorta freaked out Bible teacher at the Lord's school. Sneaks into closets during girls' sleepovers and {according to Food} makes their people mad. Member of the Evil Alliance.
Surprise Party - breaking
Tsume - Wolf's Rain character; Esso's person
Violin - the state of never having participated in a party {this word is credited to Melon's next-door neighbor Laura}
Whack the Frog - censored {and humorous} version of WTF
WingClan - a fictitious Warrior Cats Clan made by the Lords. Consists of Melon {Eaglestar, leader}, Food {Cherryblossom, deputy}, Esso {Thunderpelt, warrior}, and Spaz {Icebreeze, warrior}
5% - expecting fluffballs
Whole guide copyright to the Lords. A good majority is copyright to Food, who sadly cannot get on to add it {so Esso did it for her}
Antagonist Man - a very ugly antagonist from one of Esso's stories. How beautimous.
Bacon-Shaped Tinfoil - a weapon designed especially for Spaz.
Band of Whatevers - term used to describe the Lords; created by Food and Esso. It died off soon enough, however.
"Be my friend" - A quote by Finnick that Melon made up. Has... connectiony/eatingy meanings.
Bomb - a demoted Outer Lord. Also known as Bomblord or David.
Broken/Broke/Break - unwanted connection by force
Bubbles - Esso's demonic pet piranha
Bubbleflock - term used to describe the outspread of Maximum Ride fever in class 8C {2008-2009}
Ceiling Tiles - a magical world the Lords can escape to during the school day. Located above the ceiling tiles of the school.
Choklit - the Lords' nickname for Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender. Esso's person.
Cinna - Melon's person, from "The Hunger Games". Also the new face of Captian Crunch.
Cinnapie - A supposedly delicious pastry from Cinna's Pie Co., Cinna's brand of pastry products.
Cinnacrunch - Cinna's brand of breakfast cereal.
Cloudtail - 1. a clueless cat; 2. a clueless kid named Gabe.
Clump Dancing - a dance craze created by Food and Esso
Coffee - Edwin-incarnate kitty from WCARPG. Enjoys breaking.
Connection - ....... ummm.... *tries to think of a euphemism* home base? if you don't know what that is... then good for you.
Demon Alliance - a rally of evils against the Lords, led by Ed, a demonic waterbottle. Consists of Ed, Demon General, Demon Leprechaun, Dictator, and Medusa.
Demon General - The OM teacher at the Lords' school. Commands an army of demonis My Little Ponies. Under the control of Ed.
Demon Leprechaun - Spaz's little brother, member of the Demon Alliance.
Dictator - The fashion police at the Lords' school. Member of the Demon Alliance.
Dragon - an Outer Lord. Also known as Dragonlod, Caralord, Carrotlord, and Caroline.
Driver's Ed Man - Melon and Esso's Driver's Ed teacher
Eat - to kiss. a step up from 'fwah'; first base
Ed - Esso's demonic waterbottle; leader of the Demon Alliance.
Emo Song - a song Melon wrote and sang in front of numerous parents and innoncent children at carpool before Esso pointed out that they had their windows rolled down.
Esso - alternate, newer spelling of S.O. Much easier to type.
Evil Alliance - alliance between Stalkerman and Government Man. Against the Lords and the Demon Alliance. Captured Ninja Lady once.
Faceless Army/Clone Army - an army controlled by Esso from one of Food's dreams
Faction - a massive army made up of a Lords' followers. Only Inner Lords have these
Finicky - Like Finnick, from "The Hunger Games". Enjoys eating and partying. Demented, perverted
Fluffballs - Spawn; offspring
Food - An Inner Lord. Ruler of North America. Also known as Foodlord or Foodykins.
Forty-two - the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Friend - erm. Just think about it. and see "Be my Friend," connection and eat.
Frog - An Outer Lord. Also known as Froglord. Has his own harem, which consists of older girls. Any of you care to join?
Fwack - to hit
Fwah - to kiss
Fwaco - God only knows
Giant Teddy Bear - Everything's his fault.
Government Man/Mr. F. - A logic/physics teacher at the Lords' school who is secretly an alien spy. Obsesses over the government often; sneaks out to the Mothership daily to converse with his alien associates, which explains his absence during lunch period. Member of the Evil Alliance.
Happy - an Outer Lord. Also known as Happylord.
Happy Friend - The principal of the whole middle grade at the Lords' school. Suffers from small man's disease. Lives in Happy Town and takes no part in either the Demon or Evil Alliance.
Happy Fox - a beaded fox made by Food.
Happy Room of Death - a doorless, windowless room floating out in the universe somewhere. Consists of one bed, on table, two chairs, two people of opposite genders that usually hate each other, and, over time, many connections.
Harold - Stalkerman's deceased fish
Hepatitis - one of Food's pencils
Hige - a character from Wolf's Rain; Melon's person
Hot Choklit - another name for Choklit
Hot Glue Gun - a weapon designed especially for Food
Iggy - character from Maximum Ride; Esso's person
Inner Lord - a Lord with a Faction and territory. The Inner Lords are Esso, Food, Melon, and Spaz
Japanese Food - 1. A combination of Food and Ninja; 2. Fluffballs of Food and Ninja.
Juncture/Junction - connection/party
Medusa - an evil teacher at the Lord's school that thankfully was fired after one year. Member of the Demon Alliance.
Melon - an Inner Lord. Ruler of Asia and Antarctica. Also known as Melonlord.
Mousefur - grumpy, unappeasable history teacher at the Lords' school, although amusing when making fun of Cloudtail.
Neanderthal - a type of male, usually deemed brainless or as having an underdeveloped brain
Ninja - Food's person that actually exists in real life
Ninja Lady - An English teacher at the Lord's school that opposes the Demon/Evil Alliance
Outer Lord - a Lord with no Faction or territory
Palm tree - .... read Song of Songs/ Song of Solomon Chapter 7 verses 7 and 8
Pancreas - another of Food's pencils
Parody - a story that makes fun of/is a sarcastic take on a book series. Only done to books Esso hates or loves.
Party - connection.
Person - someone in whom you express a romantic interest {ie. boyfriend/girlfriend, obsessive crush}
Plastic Trumpet - a weapon designed especially for Esso.
Portal to the Ceiling Tiles/Portal to Life - the only way to get into the ceiling tiles, a gaping hole in the stairwell ceiling at the Lord's school.
Raspberries - what love tastes like
Remote {Control} - a weapon designed especially for Melon.
Roadkill - mucho annoying middle schooler
Scottish Man - A rather strange Bible teacher at the Lord's school
SBP Dance/Step-Bang Dance - the "Step-Bang-Pole" Dance {"SBP" sounds less awkward}, the dance craze before Clump Dancing, started by the Lords
Short Hair Fang - as opposed to Samuri Hair Fang; a Maximum Ride character; Melon's person
S.O. - an Inner Lord; ruler of South America and Europe. Also known as Supreme Overlord and Esso
Spaz - an Inner Lord; ruler of Alaska, Greenland, Iceland, and Australia. Also known as Spazlord, Spaztic Lord, or Spazzykins
Sokka - an ATLA character; technically Spaz's person
Spleen - Food's pen
Stalkerman - A nice, but sorta freaked out Bible teacher at the Lord's school. Sneaks into closets during girls' sleepovers and {according to Food} makes their people mad. Member of the Evil Alliance.
Surprise Party - breaking
Tsume - Wolf's Rain character; Esso's person
Violin - the state of never having participated in a party {this word is credited to Melon's next-door neighbor Laura}
Whack the Frog - censored {and humorous} version of WTF
WingClan - a fictitious Warrior Cats Clan made by the Lords. Consists of Melon {Eaglestar, leader}, Food {Cherryblossom, deputy}, Esso {Thunderpelt, warrior}, and Spaz {Icebreeze, warrior}
5% - expecting fluffballs
Whole guide copyright to the Lords. A good majority is copyright to Food, who sadly cannot get on to add it {so Esso did it for her}
